bored yet?

I know I am. That's why I thought it was time to recap on My Boring Week.
What happened this week, Shona?
Well, this week was very boring, blog. Let me explain.

Bit of an overstatement

No college on Monday. Woke up: 12pm. Standard. Drank tea for an hour, waited for Countdown to come on. Remembered that there's a new guy doing Countdown. Had to rethink plan for afternoon. Decided to educate self in the wonders of Portugal's Silver Coast via the glorious medium of the Travel and Living Channel. After two hours of A Place In The Sun, I knew how to 'snap up' a real 'investment' property in a 'unique region'. Sorted.
Tuesday was an exciting time for everyone involved. Everyone meaning me and my two equally bored friends who live up the road. We spent Valentine's day in each other's company watching videos on a bubble-screened television. Waited for somebody to sweep us off our feet. That person turned out to be dead or non-existent. Usual.
Wednesday contained a tutorial. Went in. Said something about Chaucer. Went home. Remembered had another lecture. Had to go back in.
Annoying.
Thursday continued in much the same vein as Wednesday. Almost fell asleep at state of own life.
Friday went to cinema. Got lost.
Found cinema eventually. Swore loudly before realising children present.
Felt regret.
Main feature of Saturday was deciding what kind of Lucozade to buy. Other features included trying to decide what chocolate bar to buy, and whether to watch the Lord of the Rings or not.
Testing times, I think you'll agree.
Sunday involved aforementioned LOTR watching. Cooked. Went home. Wrote this. Reflected on Boring Week and, consequently, Boring Life.
Now will maybe read bit of paper and perhaps will have a glass of water with that.

Oh, the excitement of My College Life.

Bon Bore!