Why? Because it's Transfer Deadline Day in the Premier League, of course. Almost the most Important day of the Season! Almost.
Hold on to your pants. It’s
here. The day that you’ve been waiting for since last year’s transfer market closed.
The day that promises everything.
The day that breaks hearts.
Yes, you guessed it, probably from the name of the blog post, but it’s TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY! And Sky Sports News- SSN to those of us in the know (you know who you are, friends. Do not be afraid. Come into the light, and do not deny your dedication to the cause of bringing sports news to everyone. The rich. The poor. The plebs who lack Sky Sports 1)- has gone all-out. The reporters are out in force. The countdown timer is, well, counting down. That blonde one with the shiny teeth is getting uncharacteristically excited about a possible loan move for someone called Pizarro. The brunette with the square blue dress is overly concerned about Rangers rejecting something (someone?) from Norwich City. And there are many warnings of flash photography. There are important-looking men in suits getting into black cars. There are red-faced reporters standing outside stadiums. There are fans being interviewed. There are yellow bands of BREAKING NEWS looping around the screen. It’s a love-hate situation, and this time, I choose love.
Yes, you guessed it, probably from the name of the blog post, but it’s TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY! And Sky Sports News- SSN to those of us in the know (you know who you are, friends. Do not be afraid. Come into the light, and do not deny your dedication to the cause of bringing sports news to everyone. The rich. The poor. The plebs who lack Sky Sports 1)- has gone all-out. The reporters are out in force. The countdown timer is, well, counting down. That blonde one with the shiny teeth is getting uncharacteristically excited about a possible loan move for someone called Pizarro. The brunette with the square blue dress is overly concerned about Rangers rejecting something (someone?) from Norwich City. And there are many warnings of flash photography. There are important-looking men in suits getting into black cars. There are red-faced reporters standing outside stadiums. There are fans being interviewed. There are yellow bands of BREAKING NEWS looping around the screen. It’s a love-hate situation, and this time, I choose love.
